Jack renwick

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A person whose feet smell so bad they could make a zombie cry and a dog run away screaming
I walked into the room and instantly knew why my friend died in the middle of the night.
His feet were so smelly I thought my socks were on fire.
I asked him to take off his shoes and he said 'Why? I'm already in the middle of a war.'
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Someone whose feet are so pongy they could be used as a weapon in a foot fight
He sat next to me on the bus and I thought the air conditioner broke.
She walked into the classroom and the teacher asked her to go outside and breathe.
He wore the same shoes for a week and now the whole school knows his name.
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A human who has feet so smelly they could cause a whole room to quit their jobs
He came to my house and I thought my mom had a new pet.
I sat next to him on the plane and I thought the flight attendant was throwing trash at us.
He walked into my room and I thought my brother was doing a science experiment.
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