jack reineke

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A tiny, golden-haired lunatic who acts like a king on the field and a fool everywhere else
Jack Reineke is the reason I failed math last year. He's like a dog with a bone and a middle finger.
He runs faster than my mom when she's mad and she's got a car.
He's the only guy who can make a lax bro look like a loser.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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A little guy with a big attitude who thinks he's the best at everything, even when he's clearly not
Jack Reineke thinks he's the next Einstein, but he can't even tie his shoes without swearing.
He's the reason I've got a black eye and a bruised ego.
He's like a cocky kid who still thinks he's cool even after getting beat up by the school janitor.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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A tiny, blonde menace who gives everyone the finger and thinks he's the top dog
Jack Reineke's got more attitude than a broken toaster and twice as many swear words.
He's the kind of guy who'll fight you over a single cookie and then cry about it.
He's like a tiny, blonde version of my dad when he's had one too many beers.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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