Jack reacharound

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The gut feeling you get when you realize you just wasted two hours of your life watching a movie so bad it makes Jack Reacher look like a genius.
I watched that movie and now I feel like I was brainwashed by a potato.
I fell asleep during that movie and woke up feeling like I’d been tortured.
That movie was so bad I started questioning my own intelligence.
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When you take your partner from behind and make them feel good while you watch Jack Reacher, pretending you're not just trying to forget how bad the movie is.
I had sex with my girlfriend while watching Jack Reacher, and it was the only thing keeping me from screaming.
I did that move and still couldn’t believe how bad the movie was.
I used my partner like a snack while watching that movie, and I felt guilty about it.
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