jack ray

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the kind of kid who can build a PC while eating a burger and cussing at the monitor

I built my PC in my sleep. That guy built his while eating a burger and screaming at the screen.

He put the GPU in backwards and still made it work. I didn’t even know what a GPU was.

He installed Windows with his eyes closed. I had to look up what Windows was.

the kind of kid who can wire a PC and still have time to flirt with the internet

He finished his PC and still had time to chat with me. I was still trying to find the screwdriver.

He built a PC and had a side conversation with the internet. I just had a side conversation with myself.

He connected all the cables and still had time to send me a text. I didn’t even know what a cable was.

the kind of kid who can build a PC and still have time to cuss at you for being slow

He built his PC in five minutes and then cussed me for taking ten.

He had my PC done before I even knew what a PC was. Then he cussed me for being dumb.

He built a PC, called me an idiot, and still had time to eat a taco.