Jack-Ransleyophobia

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When a guy (usually named Jack Ransley) gets stuck in a situation that’s got more stress than a bad math test. It’s usually about girls and he turns into a human disaster.
Jack Ransley tried to ask a girl to prom. He tripped over his own feet and screamed like a baby.
At the cinema, Jack Ransley saw a movie with a girl he liked. He yelled so loud the guy behind him got a headache.
Jack Ransley got mad at a pizza delivery guy for giving him the wrong toppings. He punched a wall so hard it made a hole.
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Jack Ransley gets stuck in a situation that’s worse than being stuck in a toilet. He turns into a mess and everyone around him gets annoyed.
Jack Ransley tried to talk to a girl at the cafeteria. He blushed so hard he looked like a tomato and ran out.
Jack Ransley saw his crush at the movies. He yelled so loud the theater manager came out to check on him.
Jack Ransley got mad because his friend made a joke about him. He threw a chair and broke a window.
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When Jack Ransley gets stuck in a situation that’s more stressful than getting a bad grade. He turns into a screaming monster and everyone hates him.
Jack Ransley tried to flirt with a girl. He tripped and spilled his drink on her. He started crying and ran away.
Jack Ransley saw a girl he liked at the store. He screamed her name so loud the cashier dropped all the bags.
Jack Ransley got angry because he couldn’t find his phone. He kicked a door and it fell down.
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