Jack portato

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Smells like rotten poop can’t drive worth a damn looks like a fat panda constantly squints hides in trees and loves warm places it’s super aggressive when you’re near it the name came from Somalia where they call it Jackyacks.
My cousin is a Jack portato. He smells like a dumpster and hates me.
That guy at the bus stop is a Jack portato. He stared at me like he wanted to eat me.
My dog ran away from a Jack portato. It was scary.
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It’s a human-shaped monster that reeks like poop can’t drive and hides in trees all day it’s always squinting and hates you it’s from Somalia and they call it Jackyacks.
My uncle is a Jack portato. He hides in trees and stinks like a dead fish.
That guy in my class is a Jack portato. He’s always squinting and smells like a toilet.
I saw a Jack portato in the park. It chased me and I ran like a scared chicken.
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A Jack portato is a person who smells like a fart can’t drive and looks like a panda it hides in trees and hates your guts the name is from Somalia and they call it Jackyacks.
My neighbor is a Jack portato. He lives in a tree and smells like a fart.
That man in the grocery store is a Jack portato. He stared at me like he was going to eat me.
My brother is a Jack portato. He’s aggressive and lives in a tree.
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