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A motherfucker who doesn't take no shiz from nobody
Jack walked into the bar and the whole place shut up
He told the bouncer to get lost and then broke his nose
He told the boss he'd rather be fired than work another day
Jack Plumridge
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Smarter than a scientist but doesn't need a wheelchair to show it
He solved the math problem in 10 seconds
He told the teacher the answer before she even asked the question
He knew the secret password to the school computer
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Can cook a meal that makes your tongue do the cha-cha
He made breakfast and it tasted like heaven
His pizza was so good it made the whole neighborhood come over
He cooked soup and it was like eating a hug
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Has arms like a superhero who's been pumped full of steroids
He flexed and the whole gym turned around
He lifted a car like it was nothing
He did 100 push-ups and didn't even sweat
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He's the kind of person who makes everyone else look like a failure
He beat the champion in a fight and didn't even break a sweat
He finished the race first and still had time to laugh
He passed every test and still had time to play video games