Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A penis so big it thinks it’s the boss of the whole bathroom.

My cousin got Jack Plastow and now he won’t stop bragging about it.

She said his penis was so big it blocked the toilet paper.

He texted me, ‘I just got Jack Plastow and now my sock is stuck to the wall.’

2

When your penis is so big it could be a superhero.

He told me his penis has a cape and a sidekick.

She said his Jack Plastow is so big it has its own Instagram.

He sent me a selfie and said, ‘This is not a penis. This is a legend.’

3

Having a penis so big it makes the other guys look like worms.

My friend got Jack Plastow and now he thinks he’s a rockstar.

She said his penis was so big it could beat up a pizza.

He told me, ‘I got Jack Plastow and now my pants are in trouble.’

4

A penis so big it could start its own country.

He said his Jack Plastow is so big it could be a king.

She said he got Jack Plastow and now he’s got a crown.

He DM’d me, ‘I got Jack Plastow and now I’m the president of my penis.’

5

When your penis is so big it could be a monster.

He told me his Jack Plastow could eat a whole pizza in one bite.

She said his penis was so big it had a sidekick called ‘The Sauce.’

He texted me, ‘I got Jack Plastow and now my sock is scared of me.’

6

Having a penis so big it could be a spaceship.

He said his Jack Plastow could go to the moon and back.

She said his penis is so big it needs its own fuel.

He DM’d me, ‘I got Jack Plastow and now I’m going to Mars.’