Jack Pitts

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A meaty mountain of man meat who could bench press a goat and still have time to eat your lunch.
Jack Pitts walked into the gym and the weights cried for mercy.
He ate my sandwich like it was a insult.
He flexed so hard, the lights flickered.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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A human tank who could throw a punch like a drunk astronaut and still have energy for a karaoke night.
Jack Pitts hit the barista so hard, the coffee spilled in slow motion.
He sang 'Bohemian Rhapsody' so loud, the neighbors called the cops.
He threw a punch and broke the wall like it was a piece of cake.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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A giant with the strength of ten elephants and the face of a man who just saw his dog get hit by a truck.
Jack Pitts lifted a car like it was a toy.
He yelled at the pizza delivery guy like he owed him money.
He looked at me like I had just insulted his mom.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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