Jack Pettitt

Jack Pettitt is the worst. He’s gay, his eyes look like they’re trying to close for a nap, and his dad’s nose is smaller than my allowance.

Jack Pettitt’s face is like a joke that nobody asked for. Especially the part about his dad’s nose.

Jack Pettitt’s dad has a nose so small, I bet he sneezes in a whisper.

Jack Pettitt’s dad has a nose so tiny, it’s like he’s hiding from the world.

Jack Pettitt is a faggot with eyes that look like they’re about to cry for no reason. His dad’s nose is just sad.

Jack Pettitt’s dad’s nose is so small, I think it’s just a rumor.

Jack Pettitt’s dad has a nose so small, it might have left the house for good.

Jack Pettitt’s eyes are like slits, and his dad’s nose is like a mini version of a nose. Both are bad.

Jack Pettitt’s dad’s nose is so small, I think it’s taking a break from being a nose.