Jack Peterson

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A giant penis so big it could make a grown man cry and a kid laugh at the same time
My cousin saw Jack Peterson and fainted. I didn't even laugh.
My dog ran away when he saw Jack Peterson. He came back with a chicken in his mouth.
I told my mom about Jack Peterson. She said, 'I'm gonna die before I see that.'
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A tiny penis that looks like it was stuck in a blender and came out like a noodle
I saw Jack Peterson and I laughed so hard my soda came out my nose.
My brother tried to impress a girl with Jack Peterson. She ran away screaming.
I drew Jack Peterson on the board and got sent to the principal's office.
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