Jack Perry

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a guy who makes your brain feel like it’s been run over by a drunk cow
Jack Perry just walked in and my brain exploded. Literally.
I saw Jack Perry and my thoughts went from normal to nuclear.
Jack Perry entered the room and my brain was like, 'what even is this?'
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the human version of a bad dream that never ends
Jack Perry is the reason I don’t sleep at night.
I had a dream about Jack Perry and it lasted for three hours.
Jack Perry is like a nightmare that follows you to school.
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the guy who turns normal things into chaos just for fun
Jack Perry turned my lunch into a warzone.
He made my math test look like a zombie apocalypse.
Jack Perry turned my quiet morning into a screaming match.
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