Jack Pearson

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Jack Pearson is when you pick someone up and throw them into a lake while yelling at them for being annoying.

I saw my cousin do a Jack Pearson to his girlfriend after she spilled coffee on his shirt.

My brother did a Jack Pearson to his crush during the school dance.

My mom did a Jack Pearson to my dad when he forgot their anniversary.

Jack Pearson is when you grab someone by the hair and drag them into a closet like they owe you money.

My friend did a Jack Pearson to his ex during the prom.

My uncle did a Jack Pearson to his neighbor for stealing his lawn gnomes.

My sister did a Jack Pearson to her crush after he tripped her in front of the whole school.

Jack Pearson is when you punch someone in the face and then ask them to be your partner for the rest of your life.

My brother did a Jack Pearson to his crush during the school play.

My dad did a Jack Pearson to my mom when he proposed to her in the middle of the grocery store.

My cousin did a Jack Pearson to his girlfriend after she broke his favorite mug.