Jack Papernick

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He’s the most f***ing gay guy you’ll ever lay eyes on. He’s got one tiny white ball and a cock so small it could fit in a thimble.

I saw him at the mall and he was crying because he couldn’t find a matching sock.

He texted me and said, 'I tried to dance and my cock fell off.'

He tried to wear a shirt and it looked like he was wearing a backpack.

Jack Papernick is so f***ing gay he thinks a cock is a fashion accessory. His cock is smaller than a pencil eraser.

He tried to sing and his cock started humming.

He cried when he saw a hot dog because it looked like a cock.

He told me he tried to play basketball and his cock got stuck in the hoop.

This guy is so gay he thinks being gay is a sport. He has one ball and a cock shorter than a shoelace.

He tried to run and his cock tripped him.

He texted me and said, 'I got a D on my test because my cock was distracted.'

He cried when he saw a sock because it looked like a cock.