jack pace

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A butt with only one nut and a face like a burnt pancake

My uncle is a jack pace. He walks like a drunk chicken.

That guy at the bus stop is a jack pace. He smells like old socks and regret.

My dog called my mom a jack pace. I got in trouble.

A man who thinks he’s tough but only has one ball to prove it

My brother is a jack pace. He fights with a chicken and loses.

The teacher said I was a jack pace. I drew a mustache on her face.

My dad is a jack pace. He tried to wrestle a bear and failed.