jack out the weasel

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When you slam your wick or someone else slams it for you. Jerkin the gerkin.
My cousin jack out the weasel in the garage while his mom screamed at the neighbor.
She told me to jack out the weasel or else she'd tell my crush I like him.
I jack out the weasel in the bathroom during lunch break. It was worth it.
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When you rip your rod or someone rips it for you. Jerkin the gerkin.
He jack out the weasel in the back of the bus. The driver didn't even notice.
I told my dad to jack out the weasel or he'd miss his favorite show.
She jack out the weasel in the kitchen. Her brother walked in and got a shock.
3
When you give your dong a workout or someone gives it a workout. Jerkin the gerkin.
He jack out the weasel in the park. A kid asked what was wrong with him.
I jack out the weasel in the car. My mom thought I had a seizure.
She jack out the weasel in the hallway. The principal gave her a detention.
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When you flex your noodle or someone flexes it for you. Jerkin the gerkin.
He jack out the weasel in the middle of a Zoom call. His boss didn't say a word.
I jack out the weasel in the cafeteria. My lunch got cold.
She jack out the weasel in the library. The librarian gave her a look.
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When you work your tool or someone works it for you. Jerkin the gerkin.
He jack out the weasel in the gym. The weights fell over.
I jack out the weasel in the car. My dad got a ticket.
She jack out the weasel in the bathroom. Her friend walked in and got a shock.
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When you shake your stick or someone shakes it for you. Jerkin the gerkin.
He jack out the weasel in the classroom. The teacher thought he had a seizure.
I jack out the weasel in the kitchen. My mom yelled at me.
She jack out the weasel in the hallway. Her friend asked what was wrong with her.
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