Jack Otis

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When you mainline acid for so long your brain starts thinking it's a party and you're the DJ.

I've been Jack Otis since Tuesday and I still don't know if the ceiling is a friend or a threat.

My dog ran away because I told it I was gonna eat it and I wasn't lying.

My mom called the cops because I was singing to the toaster and it started crying.

When you're so high on acid you think your pants are alive and they're plotting against you.

I tried to eat my cereal and my bowl told me I was a bad person.

My brother ran out of the house screaming because I told him I was gonna turn him into a chicken.

My teacher gave me a zero because I tried to explain gravity to the principal and he got confused.

When you're tripping so hard you believe your shoes are trying to steal your soul.

I tried to put on my socks and my feet started arguing with me.

I told my dog I was gonna eat it and now it won't stop following me around.

My dad thought I was possessed because I was talking to the fridge.