Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Telling another guy to keep jacking off even though he’s clearly too stupid to stop.

Bro, I know you’re done, but I said jack on, and I mean it!

He kept going even though his hand was red and bleeding.

My dad told my brother to keep going even though he had a boner the size of a football.

2

The most lazy, unexciting thing a person can do with their junk.

I’d rather eat dirt than jack on again.

That’s the worst kind of lazy.

He spent 10 minutes jacking on and still didn’t get hard.

3

Masturbating but stopping before you come, just to be a smug little prick about it.

He stopped right when he was about to cum and acted like he was better than everyone.

He quit early like he was doing a favor to the rest of us.

He left before he even got close to finishing.

4

Two guys from Nebraska who sing like they’re not two of the worst people on Earth.

Jack Johnson and Jack Gilinsky? Please, they sound like they were born in a garage.

They sing like they’ve never heard of a real song before.

I’d rather listen to a cat meow than their stupid songs.

5

Trying to jack off again right after you came, like you’re trying to prove something.

He came and then immediately went for another round, like he was trying to impress me.

He tried to jack off again right after he came, and it was just sad.

He came, then jacked off again, and I had to leave the room.

6

A nice guy who turns into a total lunatic when he’s pushed too far, like Baby JackJack from The Incredibles.

He was fine until I called him a loser, and then he exploded.

He went from sweet to insane in under a minute.

He was calm until I told him he was ugly, and then he flipped out.

7

When you’re jacking off and someone else walks in and finishes the job, usually because they’re hot or they’re family.

My brother walked in and finished my job, and it was glorious.

My girlfriend came in and finished me off like it was a chore.

My grandma walked in and finished me like she had nothing better to do.