Jack O'Mahony

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a drunk Irish guy who works at KFC and has a stupid brother who thinks he's a genius
Jack O'Mahony spilled gravy on the manager and said it was a 'religious experience'.
His brother tried to fry a chicken and set the kitchen on fire.
He told customers he was the 'king of the chicken' and refused to wear a hat.
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a half-witted Irish man who works at KFC and has a brother who thinks he's a brainiac
Jack O'Mahony dropped a whole bucket of chicken and said it was 'a blessing from the gods'.
His brother tried to make a sandwich and ended up with a face full of fries.
He told the customers he was 'the chicken whisperer' and refused to leave the counter.
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a loutish Irish guy who works at KFC and has a brother who thinks he's Einstein
Jack O'Mahony dropped a plate of fried chicken and yelled, 'It’s a sign from the chicken gods!'
His brother tried to open a chicken and ended up in a fight with the fryer.
He told the customers he was 'the mighty chicken king' and demanded a raise.
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