Jack Olszta

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A weak-ass kid with a baby face who talks trash about asking girls out but always runs away when it comes down to it. His mom is sweet, but his dad is a total beast.

I swear I’m gonna ask her out tomorrow... but I’m not.

Why is it so hard to say ‘Hey, wanna hang out?’

I’m gonna ask her out when I’m 30. Probably.

by Slangipedia 10d ago

A little weenie with a face like a baby who’s too scared to talk to girls. His mom is nice, but his dad is a total legend.

I wish I had the guts to ask her out.

I could’ve had a life if I just said ‘Hey.’

I’m gonna ask her out when I’m 40. Maybe.

by Slangipedia 10d ago

A face like a baby who thinks he’s cool but can’t even ask a girl out. His mom is nice, but his dad is a total king.

I want to ask her out but my brain says no.

I’m too scared to talk to her.

I’ll ask her out when I’m 50. Probably.

by Slangipedia 10d ago