Jack Olsen

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A guy who cackles at every joke just to be the center of the room. He dates girls who like both genders and shaves their heads bald.
'Why is he laughing at my joke?' 'Because he's Jack Olsen.'
He hooked up with a girl who said she liked guys and girls, then shaved her head in front of everyone.
He laughed so hard at my dad's pun that he fell off the couch.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A dude who can't help but snicker at everything. He dates women who like both sexes and gives them buzz cuts.
He laughed at my math test results even though he failed algebra.
He went out with a girl who said she liked guys and girls, then gave her a buzz cut.
He snorted when I told him I got a D on my spelling test.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A man who guffaws at everything. He dates bisexual girls and shaves their heads like they're going to war.
He laughed when I told him I got a bad grade on my science test.
He dated a girl who said she liked both sexes, then shaved her head bald.
He cackled when I told him my dog ate my homework.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A guy who chuckles at every single thing. He dates girls who like both genders and cuts their hair so short it looks like a dog's.
He laughed at my joke even though it was terrible.
He dated a girl who said she liked guys and girls, then gave her a dog haircut.
He snickered when I told him I got a zero on my history test.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A man who cackles at everything. He dates women who like both sexes and shaves their heads like they're in the military.
He laughed when I told him I got a bad grade on my math test.
He dated a girl who said she liked guys and girls, then shaved her head bald.
He cackled when I told him I got a D on my spelling test.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A dude who giggles at every joke. He dates girls who like both genders and shaves their heads like it's a punishment.
He giggled when I told him I got a bad grade on my test.
He dated a girl who said she liked guys and girls, then gave her a punishment haircut.
He laughed when I told him I failed science.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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