jack-offery

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#ego#bragging#weird

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when someone's ego is so big it makes the whole situation look like a middle school talent show and everyone's too scared to say anything.
He had to brag about his vacation before the meeting even started.
She took a selfie during the presentation and posted it on Instagram.
He called the printer 'his loyal assistant' in front of the whole office.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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when a person's self-importance is so intense it makes the rest of the group feel like they're just extras in a bad movie.
He talked over everyone during the Zoom call like he was giving a TED Talk.
She had to explain her coffee order like it was a business plan.
He took credit for the team’s project even though he didn’t do any work.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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when a person acts like they’re the main character of their own soap opera and everyone else is just there to suffer.
He cried in the meeting when someone disagreed with him.
She had to text everyone a summary of the meeting after it was over.
He took a five-minute break to check his phone during a two-minute meeting.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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when someone's need to be the center of attention is so strong it makes the whole room feel like it's on fire.
He had to explain the whole project like he was the only one who understood it.
She interrupted the boss to talk about her lunch.
He sent out a group message after the meeting just to say he was right.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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when a person's arrogance is so high it makes the entire situation feel like a bad reality show.
He took a bow after the meeting even though he didn't do anything.
She had to send a follow-up email just to remind people she was there.
He called the coffee machine 'his assistant' during the meeting.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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