Jack Off Smell

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The gross smell that hits you when you touch yourself like a sweaty sausage festival.

My mom walked in on me and said, 'You smell like a raccoon in a garbage can.'

I tried to hide it under a hoodie, but my brother knew I was up to no good.

My dog left me alone in the bathroom and came back like I’d burned down the house.

The stink you get when you rub your thing like it’s a cheese grater and you’re made of stink.

My girlfriend said I smelled like a gym sock that had been left in a hot car for a month.

I tried to sneak it in during class, but the teacher smelled it before I even finished.

My cat stared at me like I had committed a crime.

The smell of your hand when you rub your thing like you’re trying to start a fire with your fingers.

My dad walked in and said, 'You smell like a fart in a sauna.'

I tried to hide it under a blanket, but my brother smelled it from the other room.

My neighbor called the cops because I was too loud and too smelly.

The smell you get when you rub your thing like you’re trying to cook a stink burger.

My mom said I smelled like a dirty sock that had been in a gym bag for a year.

I tried to hide it in my room, but my brother smelled it from the hallway.

My dog ran out of the house like I’d exploded.

The smell that comes from your hand when you rub your thing like it's a stinky meatball.

My girlfriend said I smelled like a sock that had been left in a gym bag for a month.

I tried to hide it under my blanket, but my brother knew I was up to something.

My neighbor came to my window and said, 'You smell like a hot dog in a trash can.'