jack off sandwich

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You stick your hard dong between two slices of bread and rub it like a lunatic. Then you hand the soggy mess to someone who looks happy to eat it.

My dad did this at the breakfast table and my mom ate it like it was gourmet.

I made a jack off sandwich with my toast and my girlfriend cried happy tears.

He put his meat between two pieces of bread and my dog licked the cum off the floor.

You take your stiff meat and jam it in between bread. Then you jerk off into it and give it to someone who looks like they want to die from joy.

My brother did it with his grilled cheese and my sister ate it like it was a pizza.

I made a jack off sandwich with my bagel and my teacher took one bite and passed out.

He used my muffin and I got a face full of cum and bread.

You put your hard meat between two pieces of bread and rub it until you come. Then you hand it to someone who’s either a saint or a masochist.

My mom did it with my waffle and I cried because it was so good.

He used my pizza crust and I got cum in my hair.

I made a jack off sandwich and my friend ate it and started singing.