Jack off queen

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A woman so hot she makes your brain shut off and your penis turn on at the same time.

I saw her in the grocery store and I had to hide behind a cereal aisle to jack off.

She walked past me at work and I had to use the office trash can as a bathroom.

She texted me a selfie and I immediately dropped my phone in the toilet.

A woman who looks so good that your brain instantly forgets how to function and your hands start moving on their own.

She sat next to me on the bus and I had to jack off in my pants while pretending to sleep.

She posted a picture of her dog and I still had to jack off in the middle of class.

She smiled at me in the elevator and I had to jack off behind the janitor’s closet.

A woman so attractive that your brain dies and your penis takes over and starts doing the work.

I saw her at the mall and I had to jack off in the food court.

She texted me a photo of her in pajamas and I had to jack off in the bathroom.

She winked at me in the grocery store and I had to jack off behind the cereal aisle.