Jack Off Lawson

I saw Jack Off Lawson today and his head looked like it was hit by a brick.

His trim is so bad, I think he uses a shovel instead of scissors.

I asked him if he was a chicken. He said no. I said, 'You look like one.'

Jack Off Lawson’s head looks like a war zone. I’m not sure if it’s a hair cut or a massacre.

He walks in, and I immediately think, 'That man just lost a bet.'

I told him his hair looked like a tornado hit it. He said, 'That’s the point.'

Jack Off Lawson’s head is so bad, it’s like he’s hiding from the fuzzies.

I saw him once, and I thought he was wearing a hat. Turns out it was just his hair.

He walked in, and I said, 'You look like you got into a fight with a comb.' He said, 'That’s my daily routine.'