Jack-off-lantern

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A smelly pumpkin that looks like a guy’s face after getting fucked hard by a sweaty kid.
My cousin tried to jack-off-lantern my neighbor's pumpkin and it looked like it cried blood.
That jack-off-lantern was so bad, the cops came to check if it was a real crime scene.
I tried to jack-off-lantern my sister's pumpkin, and now she won’t let me near her candy.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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When a kid gets so excited about Halloween, they take a pumpkin and make it scream while they cum inside it.
That jack-off-lantern was so loud, the whole block heard it.
He did a jack-off-lantern on my pumpkin and it looked like it was in pain.
I saw a jack-off-lantern happen and it was like a pumpkin having a bad date.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A pumpkin that got beaten up and made to look like it was getting fucked by a kid with no life.
My jack-off-lantern looked like it got beat up by a football team.
That jack-off-lantern was so messed up, it looked like it had a broken nose.
He did a jack-off-lantern on my pumpkin and it looked like it had a black eye.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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