Jack Off Journal

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A smelly notebook where men write down all their solo sex adventures. It has dates, times, how good it felt, and how much cum came out.

'April 5th: Watched porn again. Got a 9 out of 10. My brain was melting.'

'June 12th: No pants on. Got a 7. My bed was soaked.'

'December 24th: Slept through it. Got a 3. My brain was dead.'

A guy’s dirty diary that tracks every time he jerks off. It has the date, how long it took, and how much cum he spilled.

'March 14th: Took 15 minutes. Got a 10. My sheets were ruined.'

'July 2nd: Did it in the shower. Got a 6. My shower was gross.'

'October 31st: Did it while watching horror. Got an 8. My brain was scared.'

A man’s trashy log that records all his self-pleasure sessions. It has the time, how it felt, and how much cum he leaked.

'May 1st: Took 10 minutes. Got a 9. My brain was on fire.'

'September 7th: Did it in my pants. Got a 5. My pants were soaked.'

'November 11th: Slept through it. Got a 2. My brain was dead.'

A guy’s smelly notebook that keeps track of all his solo sex sessions. It lists the date, how long it took, and how much cum he dropped.

'February 3rd: Took 12 minutes. Got an 8. My brain was happy.'

'August 15th: Did it while eating. Got a 7. My brain was full.'

'December 25th: Slept through it. Got a 4. My brain was tired.'

A dirty little book that guys use to write down all their self-pleasure sessions. It has the date, how it felt, and how much cum he released.

'January 1st: Took 5 minutes. Got a 10. My brain was exploding.'

'March 20th: Did it in the car. Got a 6. My car was ruined.'

'November 30th: Slept through it. Got a 3. My brain was dead.'

A smelly log that a man keeps to remember every time he jerks off. It has dates, time, how good it felt, and how much cum he leaked.

'April 10th: Took 18 minutes. Got an 11. My brain was melting.'

'June 5th: Did it in my bed. Got a 9. My bed was soaked.'

'December 1st: Slept through it. Got a 2. My brain was dead.'