jack-off Jimmy

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a guy who thinks he’s a king and winks at his own junk all day.
He said, 'I’m not lazy, I’m just jack-off Jimmy.'
He texted me, 'I’m busy. I’m having a royal time.'
He yelled at the pizza delivery guy, 'You’re not even good enough to watch me jack off.'
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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the human version of a toilet that only flushes when he’s done jacking off.
He sat on the toilet for two hours and didn’t move.
He texted me, 'I’m not done yet, don’t even think about talking.'
He yelled at the dog, 'You’re not getting a treat until I’m done.'
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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a man who thinks his junk is the most important thing in the universe.
He said, 'I’d rather jack off than go to school.'
He texted me, 'I’m having a cosmic moment.'
He yelled at the teacher, 'You’re not important enough to interrupt me.'
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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