Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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A girl who posts big, juicy pictures on Facebook wearing barely anything. She’s like a free snack for guys who can’t stop jerking off to her face.

She posted a bikini pic and I had to leave the room.

He stared at her leg pic for 10 minutes straight.

Her shirt was so low it looked like a dare.

2

A girl who shows off her body in pictures so loud, you can hear her from the other side of the internet. She’s like a walking ad for cum.

Her picture was so big, I got a hard-on in class.

He saw her chest pic and forgot his lunch.

She posted a thigh shot and I got side-eyed.

3

A girl who doesn’t know she’s the main event in someone else’s fantasy life. She’s just posting pics like it’s a normal thing.

She posted a selfie and I had to hide my phone.

He saw her butt pic and stopped talking to his mom.

Her leg shot was so good, I got a second opinion.

4

A girl who shows off so much, you can’t help but get a boner in public. She’s like a free show every time she posts.

Her pic was so hot, I got a boner in the grocery store.

He saw her chest shot and forgot his keys.

She posted a thigh shot and I got a side glance.

5

A girl who doesn’t know she’s the main dish in someone’s private meal. She just posts pics like it’s a normal day.

She posted a bikini shot and I had to leave the room.

He saw her leg pic and forgot his homework.

Her shirt was so low, it looked like a challenge.

6

A girl who’s so good at showing off, she’s the main event in someone else’s daily routine. She’s the reason guys forget to brush their teeth.

Her pic was so hot, I forgot to eat my breakfast.

He saw her butt shot and forgot his job.

She posted a chest shot and I got a second thought.