jack off day

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Jack Off Day is when you and your friends skip school or work just to jerk off. It’s the best day ever because you don’t have to deal with teachers or bosses.

Hey man, I’m not coming to class today. Jack Off Day, bro.

Skipped work again. Jack Off Day is a sacred thing.

Don’t call me. I’m jacking off. It’s Jack Off Day.

by Slangipedia 5d ago

Jack Off Day is on August 5th. It’s when people who don’t know what’s coming get caught off guard because they’re all busy jacking off.

Just got a message: 'Don’t come to work. Jack Off Day.'

My coworker was laughing like a maniac. Turns out it was Jack Off Day.

My teacher said, 'No tests today.' I knew it was Jack Off Day.

by Slangipedia 5d ago

Jack Off Day is the one day of the year when every man on Earth must jack off. It’s on May 5th, and the best time is 5:55.

5:55 on May 5th. No excuse, no escape. Jack Off Day, baby.

I got a text: 'You know what time it is? Jack Off Day.'

Just looked at the clock. 5:55. May 5th. Jack Off Day is here.

by Slangipedia 5d ago