Jack Off Class

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A class so dull and useless you'd rather jerk off than sit through it.

My math teacher talks like he's giving a speech to a group of cows.

I fell asleep in history and woke up to a dream about pizza.

My science teacher explained photosynthesis like it was a conspiracy theory.

A class so bad you'd rather get a root canal than be stuck in it.

The teacher asked us to write a poem about a pencil. I wrote about my dog and got a C.

I texted my friend during the whole thing and he got us both in trouble.

The class had a pop quiz on something we never learned.

A class so pointless you'd rather do a faceplant into a taco than sit through it.

We had a debate about whether pizza is a food or a religion. I said both.

The teacher gave us a 30-minute lecture on something that took 3 seconds to learn.

I doodled the entire class and got a D for effort.

A class so stupid you’d rather get spanked by a donkey than be in it.

The teacher made us do a presentation on our favorite cereal. I chose Frosted Flakes and got extra credit.

We had to act out the French Revolution with a bunch of pillows and a sock.

The teacher called on me and I had no idea what the question was.

A class so boring you'd rather be stuck in a traffic jam with a grumpy old man than be in it.

The teacher read a book for an hour and we had to write down every single word.

We had to write a 5-paragraph essay on why clouds are important.

The teacher fell asleep during the class and we all just sat there in silence.

A class so bad it's like being trapped in a coffin with a raccoon for 8 hours.

I got a participation grade for saying 'I don't know' five times in a row.

We had a test and I forgot to bring my pencil and had to use a crayon.

The teacher made us do a group project with the worst people in the class.