Jack-Of-No-Trades

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A guy who can’t do anything right and flits from job to job like a demented pigeon.
He quit his job three times this week. Once to become a baker, once to be a DJ, and once to be a zookeeper.
He tried to be a chef, a waiter, and a magician all in one day. He failed at all three.
He’s like a man with a hundred hobbies and no idea how to finish any of them.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A human version of a jello shot, looks good, but doesn’t hold up under pressure.
He said he’d be a mechanic, then a barista, then a wrestler. He’s never been good at any of them.
He’s got a degree in philosophy, but can’t even balance his checkbook.
He tried to be a rockstar, a mechanic, and a magician, all at the same time. He failed at all of them.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A person who knows a little bit about everything but can’t be trusted with anything serious.
He knows how to fix a car, play piano, and bake a cake, but he can’t do any of them well enough to be good at them.
He’s like a dog who can fetch, swim, and bark, but can’t do any of them for long.
He tried to be a teacher, a baker, and a magician, all at once. He failed at all of them.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A person who is good at a lot of things, but not good enough to be respected by anyone.
He can sing, dance, and cook, but he can’t do any of them well enough to be famous.
He tried to be a DJ, a painter, and a mechanic, all in one week. He failed at all of them.
He’s good at a lot of things, but not good enough to be taken seriously.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A person who can do a bunch of stuff, but can’t do any of them really well.
He can paint, write, and dance, but he can’t do any of them really well.
He tried to be a chef, a magician, and a DJ, and he failed at all of them.
He’s like a guy who can run, jump, and swim, but he can’t do any of them for very long.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A person who is good at a lot of things, but not good enough to be taken seriously.
He can cook, sing, and dance, but he can’t do any of them well enough to be famous.
He tried to be a magician, a teacher, and a DJ, but he failed at all of them.
He’s good at a lot of things, but not good enough to be respected by anyone.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A guy who can do a few things, but not enough to be respected by anyone.
He can sing, dance, and cook, but he can’t do any of them well enough to be famous.
He tried to be a DJ, a magician, and a teacher, but he failed at all of them.
He’s like a dog who can run, jump, and swim, but he can’t do any of them for very long.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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