Jack of laids

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A guy who doesn't care what he shoves in his pants as long as it's not screaming at him.
He took a bite of the pizza and then the waiter. No questions asked.
He asked for a side of fries and a creampie. Both came with ketchup.
He dated a goat. No one knows why.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A person who takes whatever they can get, even if it's stuck in a sock.
She kissed the mailman. Then the dog. Then the pizza delivery guy. No regrets.
He didn't know if it was a girl or a sandwich. He didn't care.
He tried to date a tree. It didn't work out.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A human who doesn't have a preference. They just want to be touched. Anywhere.
He took a bite of the pizza and then the waiter. No questions asked.
He asked for a side of fries and a creampie. Both came with ketchup.
He dated a goat. No one knows why.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A person who doesn't know what they want, but they want it now. And it better not be crying.
He asked for a side of fries and a creampie. Both came with ketchup.
He dated a goat. No one knows why.
He tried to date a tree. It didn't work out.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A person who doesn't know what they want. They just want it. And it better not be screaming.
She kissed the mailman. Then the dog. Then the pizza delivery guy. No regrets.
He didn't know if it was a girl or a sandwich. He didn't care.
He took a bite of the pizza and then the waiter. No questions asked.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A person who doesn't care who they touch. As long as it doesn't hit them back.
He asked for a side of fries and a creampie. Both came with ketchup.
He dated a goat. No one knows why.
He tried to date a tree. It didn't work out.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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