Jack of Blades

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#ancient freak #soul-eating mask #ass-kicking hero

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A ancient freak who's been around since before your grandpa's grandpa had a beard. He's got this mask that's like a fancy coffin for his soul. He lures dumb heroes to wear it so he can get a new body. He also pulled off this cool trick with the Sword of Aeons, but then some idiot hero came along and kicked his ass.

I tried to wear Jack's mask and now my face is stuck on a pedestal. I'm forever trapped in a fancy tomb.

Jack tried to eat my soul, but I just laughed in his face. And then I stabbed him with a sword.

I'm the one who kicked Jack's ass. He was old, but he didn't know how to take a punch.

by Slangipedia 10d ago

The ultimate boss of that game Fable. He's like the final level of a video game that your mom said was for kids, but you kept playing it anyway. He's got a fancy mask and a sword that came from the void. He's not too tough, though. Some hero came along and taught him a lesson he'll never forget.

I beat Jack in Fable and my friends still don't believe me. I'm the real legend here.

Jack was the final boss, but he didn't even know how to block. I just hit him once and he fell over.

I played Fable just to kick Jack's ass. That's how much I hate him.

by Slangipedia 10d ago