Jack Of All Asses

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A total waste of space. They think they're awesome but are just full of hot air. They take all the credit and then act like they did everything. They're the reason poetry is now cursed.
My boss is a Jack Of All Asses. He got promoted even though he didn't do anything.
My cousin took credit for my project and then laughed at me.
He stood up at Starbucks and read a poem about his own greatness.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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A walking disaster who can ruin your day in a heartbeat. They don't care if you're mad or not. They’re just out to make your life a living hell, and they do it with style.
He yelled at me for no reason in the grocery store.
She told me I was ugly in front of my friends.
He ruined my lunch break by talking to me for 10 minutes.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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A person who tries everything but fails at everything. They're like a dog with a bone, but the bone is just a piece of trash.
He tried to cook dinner and burned it down.
He tried to dance and looked like a confused chicken.
He tried to be funny and made everyone cry.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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