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The king of all Halloween binges. It’s like Jack took a lantern and smashed it into Halloween’s face. Get it? Jack a wein? Like he’s eating a weiner while wearing a mask.
I had 12 pizzas at jack-o-ween. My pants were screaming.
My cousin got drunk at jack-o-ween and tried to marry the jack-o’-lantern.
I came home from jack-o-ween with a broken nose and a full stomach.