Jack-O-Lentil Burger

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A burger that looks like it came from a haunted lentil soup and it's eating your soul.
I bit into this Jack-O-Lentil Burger and it screamed in my mouth.
This burger is so spooky, I think it’s gonna haunt my lunch break.
That burger looked like it had just finished a lentil exorcism.
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A burger that’s so bad, it’s like Halloween and Lentil Day had a baby.
I ate this burger and it felt like I was at a lentil funeral on Halloween.
This burger is like the worst Halloween costume ever.
I took one bite and my soul ran away.
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A burger that’s got lentils in it and it’s trying to scare you.
That burger looked like it was gonna jump out and punch me.
I swear that burger had a face and it was judging me.
I took a bite and it was like the lentils were screaming.
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