jack-o-lantern epilepsy

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When you start a rumble between a raccoon and a rhino while wearing a party hat
I tried to make peace, but the raccoon had a grudge and the rhino had a hangover.
The party hat was just extra drama. No one asked for it.
It ended with a rhino faceplant and a raccoon that looked like it got hit by a bus.
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A fight that happens when you mix a donut eating contest with a dragon's temper tantrum
The dragon was mad because the donut was too sugary.
The donut contest was just a distraction. The dragon wanted revenge.
It ended with a dragon burp that knocked over a whole table.
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When you throw a sock full of glitter at a bear who just woke up from a nap
The bear didn't like glitter. He also didn't like being woken up.
The sock was just the beginning. It was a full-on glitter war.
The bear ended up covered in glitter and looked like a disco ball.
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