Jack-O-Cramp'in

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#period pain #monthly torture #hormonal hell

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the gut-wrenching, scream-worthy feeling of your insides getting ripped out by a bunch of angry, hormonal ghosts every month like someone is carving up a pumpkin with a rusty spoon.

My period hit me like a truck. I'm not even exaggerating.

I feel like a pumpkin that got carved by a drunk man with a chainsaw.

Why does my pelvis feel like it's on fire? I think I'm dying.

by Slangipedia 10d ago

the awful, cramping chaos in your lower half that feels like a bunch of raccoons are fighting inside your womb every month, and it’s not even Halloween yet.

My cramps are so bad I could punch a hole in the wall.

I just want to lay down and die. Or maybe just forget I was ever born.

My insides are doing the cha-cha and I’m not invited.

by Slangipedia 10d ago

the brutal, monthly punishment your body gives you like a sadistic teacher who carves pumpkins with a rusty knife and then throws them in the oven.

This cramp feels like my uterus is being grilled by a hot dog stand.

I swear my period is trying to kill me.

Why does my pelvis feel like it's been run over by a truck? I'm not even 100% sure I'm alive anymore.

by Slangipedia 10d ago