Jack non peasant

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A rich non peasant who shits gold and thinks AirPods are just basic earphones. He roasts peasants for having broken AirPods and no life.

My AirPods are so fancy they play music when I fart. You still use flip phones? Loser.

I dropped my AirPods in a goldmine. You dropped yours in a trash can.

I laugh at peasants who can't afford AirPods. They're like fish with no fins.

by Slangipedia 10d ago

A non peasant who has more money than sense. He wears AirPods like they're trophies and calls peasants 'broke peasants' in the streets.

I wear my AirPods in my ears and my gold on my wrists. You? You're still broke.

I bought my AirPods with gold. You bought yours with a coupon.

I call peasants 'broke peasants' because they're broke and they're peasants.

by Slangipedia 10d ago

A non peasant who thinks he's the king of non peasants. He uses AirPods to blast music and makes peasants feel like they're in the worst rap song ever.

I blast music through my AirPods so loud peasants think they're in a rap song. And they're not the main character.

My AirPods are so loud they scare peasants. They run away like they're in a horror movie.

I use my AirPods like a microphone. You? You use your phone like a toaster.

by Slangipedia 10d ago