Jack Nolin

He walked into the bar wearing a unicorn onesie and a glitter beard. I asked him if he was a twink. He cried.

I told my friend Jack Nolin was a twink. He sent me a 30-minute video of himself crying in a pool.

At the party, Jack Nolin tried to flirt with my dad. My dad told him to go back to glitter land.

Jack Nolin tried to do his own makeup. He ended up looking like a raccoon who got hit by a glitter bomb.

He told me he was a queen. I showed him a photo of a real queen. He said she was a 'glitter imposter.'

At the drag show, Jack Nolin tried to do a makeup look. He used glitter as eye shadow and hair gel as lipstick.

Jack Nolin screamed in the grocery store about glitter running out. He cried when the clerk said they only had one box left.

He walked into the park with a glitter bomb and a glitter wand. He screamed, 'I will glitter you!' and cried when it exploded.

At the mall, Jack Nolin cried when the glitter machine broke. He screamed, 'I will never glitter again!'