jack noer

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To be so fake, rich, or furious you think you’re the main character in a movie.

My cousin jack noer’d me when he said he was a billionaire but had a $200 phone.

She jack noer’d the whole class when she got a B+ on a test.

He jack noer’d his mom when he said he was going to be a rockstar and left in a cloud of glitter.

When you’re so full of yourself you think you’re the king of the world, even though you’re just a kid who forgot his lunch.

He jack noer’d the entire bus when he said he was going to be president when he’s 12.

My brother jack noer’d me when he said he had 100 friends on Instagram.

She jack noer’d the teacher when she said she could solve the entire math test in her head.

To be so full of hot air you sound like a balloon that’s about to pop.

He jack noer’d me when he said he was going to be a superhero and brought a towel as a cape.

My friend jack noer’d the whole gym when she said she could bench-press a horse.

He jack noer’d his dad when he said he was going to win the lottery and left with a bag of chips.

To be so full of yourself you think you’re the only one who matters, even if you’re just wearing a sock on your head.

She jack noer’d the school when she said she was going to be a famous singer and sang into a sock.

He jack noer’d his brother when he said he could beat him in a race and walked there.

My mom jack noer’d me when she said she was going to be a billionaire and spent $5 on a soda.