Jack Nicholson

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A legendary actor who can make even the dumbest movie look good. He’s got eyes that can scare the living daylights out of you and a personality that’s about as normal as a fart in a phone booth.

'Jack Nicholson walks in, and the whole theater goes silent. Even the guy who brought a microwave in here is scared now.'

'He looked at me like I just insulted his grandma and his lunch.'

'I tried to act like I wasn’t intimidated by him, but I accidentally said ‘I love you’ to my pizza.'

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The sexiest old man in Hollywood, with a body like a rock and a face that can make a girl forget her own name. He’s got more Oscars than most people have toes.

'He’s like the guy who walks into the bar, and everyone else is just there for the ambiance.'

'I saw him in a movie, and now I can’t stop thinking about his face.'

'He’s the reason I skipped my math test to watch him on TV.'

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A god-like figure who walks among us and makes us feel like we just failed a test in front of our whole class.

'Jack Nicholson walks in, and I feel like I just got yelled at by my mom and my principal.'

'He’s like the guy who knows all the answers and still makes you feel stupid.'

'I think he’s a god, but I also think he might have cursed my math teacher.'

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A man so sexy he makes the whole movie look like it was directed by a sixth grader who just finished lunch.

'He’s so sexy, I forgot my own name.'

'He walked into the room, and I immediately asked my dog if he wanted to date him.'

'He’s the reason I got a D on my history test.'

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The boss of the Milano Crew, and if you mess with him, you’re going to regret it for the rest of your life.

'Jack Nicholson is the leader, and if you don’t respect him, he’ll make you his personal punching bag.'

'He’s the reason I now have a black eye and a new appreciation for movies.'

'He’s got more power than my dad during tax season.'

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To jack off, to masturbate, to lose your mind and your dignity all at once.

'I was watching Jack Nicholson and suddenly I started jacking off in my math class.'

'He’s so sexy, I jacked off in front of my whole family.'

'I tried to focus on my test, but he was too sexy for me to ignore.'

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A fat, brain-dead human being who thinks he’s the best thing since sliced bread.

'He looks like he ate the whole pizza and then forgot how to walk.'

'He’s the reason I now have a new fear of being fat.'

'He’s so stupid, he thinks he’s a god.'

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