Jack needlebog

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A tiny boy who thinks he's hot and tries to flirt with everyone but can't even keep it straight
Jack tried to kiss me at the mall but tripped on his own shoelace
He sent me 12 messages in one day asking if I was single
He tried to hug me in math class and spilled his juice all over my desk
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A little boy who's too dumb to know he's a chode and still thinks he's cool
He told me he had a date but it was just his cousin at the gas station
He tried to impress me by saying he had 200 Instagram followers
He asked me if I wanted to be his girlfriend and then cried when I said no
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A boy so small and stupid he looks like a chode and acts like one too
He tried to do a cartwheel in the hallway and fell flat on his face
He told me he was a 'legend' but his dog knows more about him than I do
He tried to be tough and said he could beat up anyone, but he ran when I walked by
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