Jack nasty

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A jack nasty is when a dude who can’t get laid goes off in a room full of tissues, then leaves a pile of used tissues under his bed that smells like old gym socks and regret.
My cousin’s jack nasty is so bad, his bed looks like a crime scene.
Jack nasty is the reason my brother’s room has a stink that can knock you out.
That jack nasty under my sister’s bed is gonna be the death of me.
by Slangipedia 2mo ago
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A jack nasty is when a kid who can’t get laid jacks off into tissues and leaves them in a pile under his bed like a lazy raccoon.
My brother’s jack nasty is so bad, I can smell it from the hallway.
That jack nasty under his bed is like a dump for tissues.
His jack nasty is so bad, I think the bed is gonna explode.
by Slangipedia 2mo ago
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A jack nasty is a hot cowboy who gives Ennis the best ride of his life on Brokeback Mountain.
Jack nasty is the reason Ennis got so turned on.
Jack nasty is the best lover Ennis ever had.
Jack nasty is the man who made Ennis weak in the knees.
by Slangipedia 2mo ago
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A jack nasty is when your girl says no to sex and you jacks off until she gives in like a dog who just got scolded.
My girlfriend said no, so I did a jack nasty until she gave in.
He did a jack nasty so hard, his girl had no choice but to say yes.
She said no, but his jack nasty was so bad, she had to cave.
by Slangipedia 2mo ago
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A jack nasty is another word for a vagina, like when your mom says, 'You’re not gonna touch that!' and you just laugh.
My sister’s jack nasty is the best one I’ve ever seen.
He called my mom a jack nasty and got grounded.
A jack nasty is the best thing since sliced bread.
by Slangipedia 2mo ago
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A jack nasty is when your lady’s down there looks like someone took a grenade and exploded it in there.
My cousin’s jack nasty is so bad, it looks like a war zone.
Her jack nasty is so ugly, it could scare a monster.
His jack nasty is so bad, I think he was born in a war.
by Slangipedia 2mo ago
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A jack nasty is when you get so beat up, it’s like someone jacked off on your soul and left a mess.
He got a jack nasty so bad, he cried like a baby.
That jack nasty was so bad, it felt like a punishment from the sky.
She got a jack nasty so bad, she couldn’t even stand up.
by Slangipedia 2mo ago
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