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A fake name you use when you’re too lazy to care who you’re screwing. It’s like giving a dog a nickname when you’re too drunk to remember its real name.
Hey Jack, wanna go back to my place? I’m gonna call you Steve tonight.
I told my mom I was out with Jack. She didn’t ask who Jack was.
Jack’s my new name. I’m tired of being called Kevin.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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A made-up name for when you’re too ashamed to tell your friends who you’re f***ing. It’s like wearing a mask to a party and pretending you’re a different person.
I told my friends I was going out with Jack. They didn’t ask who Jack was.
Jack’s my new name. I’m tired of being called Kevin.
Jack’s my name now. I don’t want my ex to know I’m still f***ing him.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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A silly name you use when you’re too embarrassed to tell your parents who you’re sleeping with. It’s like telling your mom you’re going to the movies with a friend named Jack, not a guy named Kevin.
Mom, I’m going out with Jack. He’s my new name.
Jack’s my name now. I’m tired of being called Kevin.
I told my sister I was going out with Jack. She didn’t ask who Jack was.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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A name you pick when you’re too f***ed up to remember your own. It’s like telling your friends you’re going out with Jack, not the guy who f***ed you up last night.
Jack’s my name now. I’m too f***ed up to remember my own.
I told my friends I was going out with Jack. They didn’t ask who Jack was.
Jack’s my new name. I’m too f***ed up to remember my own.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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A fake name you use when you don’t want to admit you’re f***ing someone. It’s like telling your mom you’re going out with Jack, not the guy who f***ed you last night.
I told my mom I was going out with Jack. She didn’t ask who Jack was.
Jack’s my new name. I’m too f***ed up to remember my own.
Jack’s my name now. I don’t want my ex to know I’m still f***ing him.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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A name you use when you’re too lazy to remember your own. It’s like telling your friends you’re going out with Jack, not the guy who f***ed you up last night.
Jack’s my name now. I’m too lazy to remember my own.
I told my friends I was going out with Jack. They didn’t ask who Jack was.
Jack’s my new name. I’m too lazy to remember my own.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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