Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When you rub one out while your butt is doing the pooper dance

I was eating a taco and my brain decided to jack 'n shit

During math class, I had to pretend I was solving equations while I was actually jacking 'n shit

I tried to hide it under my desk but my friend saw me jacking 'n shit

2

When you get a boner and a fart at the same time

I was walking to the store and my pants were on fire from jacking 'n shit

During lunch, I was eating a burger and my brain started jacking 'n shit

I had to leave the room because I was jacking 'n shit and my face was red

3

When you’re too lazy to get up but you still manage to jack 'n shit

I was on the couch and my brain just said, 'why not jack 'n shit'

I was supposed to do my homework but I jacked 'n shit instead

I was watching Netflix and my brain started jacking 'n shit without me even noticing

4

When you’re doing both at once and it’s the best thing ever

I was in the bathroom and my brain was like, 'why not jack 'n shit'

I was eating pizza and I was jacking 'n shit at the same time

I was trying to sleep but my brain wouldn’t stop jacking 'n shit

5

When your brain decides to jack 'n shit and you have no choice

I was in the car and my brain started jacking 'n shit

I was trying to talk to my crush but my brain was jacking 'n shit

I had to leave the party because my brain was jacking 'n shit

6

When you're so deep in jacking 'n shit you don’t even notice the time

I was jacking 'n shit and my mom came in and I didn’t even notice

I was jacking 'n shit and I missed my bus

I was jacking 'n shit and my dog walked in and I didn’t even care