Jack n Coke

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When you get a double handjob from two hookers while sniffing coke like a f***ing junkie

Bro just got a double handjob from two hookers and he's still sniffing coke like it's his last meal

He got laid twice and still f***ing snorted coke like he was a f***ing rockstar

That guy got two jobs at once and still managed to snort coke like it was free

A messy drink made with whiskey and soda that f***ing tastes like regret and bad life choices

That drink tastes like regret and my last job

It’s like whiskey and soda had a baby and it was f***ed up

That Jack n Coke was worse than my ex’s personality

A drink so f***ing sad it makes you want to die, but you still drink it because you're a f***ing idiot

I drank that Jack n Coke and I felt like dying

That drink made me want to quit my job and die

I drank it and now I'm halfway to being dead

A drink so popular it was invented by a f***ing rockstar who later f***ing killed himself

John Lennon invented this drink and then f***ing killed himself

That drink was invented by a f***ing rockstar who got f***ed up

John Lennon made this drink and then f***ed himself to death

A drink that makes you f***ing crazy and makes you want to die, but you still drink it anyway

That drink made me f***ing crazy and I almost died

I drank it and now I’m f***ing nuts

That Jack n Coke made me want to die and I still drank it

A drink that's so f***ing bad it makes you want to punch a wall and drink it at the same time

That drink is so bad I want to punch a wall and drink it

I drank it and I felt like punching a wall

That Jack n Coke was worse than my first day at school