Jack 'n' cock

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When a dude drinks so much Jack Daniel's he forgets he's straight and starts trying to blow another guy or let another guy blow him. It’s like a drunk gay awakening.
My cousin got a Jack 'n' cock after drinking 10 shots. He tried to kiss my uncle. My uncle cried.
At the bar, Mark said, 'I’m getting a Jack 'n' cock!' Then he kissed the bartender. The bartender quit.
My dad said, 'I'm getting a Jack 'n' cock!' Then he tried to marry my brother. My brother ran away.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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Getting so wasted on Jack you forget your name, your dignity, and your sexuality. You’ll do anything to get laid, even if it’s with another guy.
My mom got a Jack 'n' cock and tried to seduce my dad. My dad just laughed and said, 'You’re still my drunk wife.'
At the party, Steve got a Jack 'n' cock and tried to hump the DJ. The DJ stopped the music.
My brother got a Jack 'n' cock and tried to kiss my dog. My dog ran away.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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A state of being so smashed on Jack you're not just drunk, you're gay. You'll do any kind of weird sex with anyone, even if they're your brother.
My cousin got a Jack 'n' cock and tried to have sex with my uncle. My uncle just said, 'I'm still your uncle.'
At the bar, Mike said, 'I'm getting a Jack 'n' cock!' Then he tried to kiss the bartender. The bartender said, 'I'm still your friend.'
My dad got a Jack 'n' cock and tried to marry my brother. My brother still hates him.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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